Welcome all to the CFA!

Gather round and don't be shy. We've all been there. You're bored and need to release some sexual tension. That couch is looking mighty fine and you slip in and hope you don't end up hitting a wire. Who among us hasn't fallen to the wiles of such seductive figure? Don't worry since our therapist is on-site to offer counseling sessions to those that still needed help.

Who wants to go first?

 

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Wait...what?? You mean like fucking your couch or fucking around with toys on your couch?? Or seriously like fucking like having sex on your couch?? Why is there wires poking out? You maybe need a new couch. And who the hell is our therapist?? I am afraid to ask!! Could i even trust them? Or does the therapist need a therapist?? Damn it i am so confused right now. My couch has seen alot of action i do know that!!

You ever think about what has took place on someone elses couch?? Like when you visit someone. That is why you will not catch me buying a used couch!! Haha

 

I actually caught my twin brother fucking the couch cushions at like 1am one night. It was fucking traumatizing. I also didn't let him live that shit down for years. Major teasing point. Turns out, though, fucking couch cushions (or between them) is a thing boys do.

Right? Your horror? Yeah, now imagine sleepily getting a glass of water and busting your twin going to town butt ass naked on a couch you just watched a movie on 3 hours earlier.

 

I actually fucked a couch. Meaning I took time to get hard and pull those cushions apart and go to town on it. See! I'm not the only one!

 

Lol literally never had any inclination to fuck a couch at any point in my life but knew kids who did growing up.

Don't get it. Never will.

 

Guys really do this? I'd get pissed if I started finding "pecker tracks" between my cushions.

 

Flip side, here's a whole new twist on your super sweet non-sexual grandmother:

 

Humping the arm of a couch is a rite of passage for every girl...right?

It’s like a stiffer pillow or stuffed animal.

 

I am watching you guys

 

So, does fucking the wife on the couch, count as a threesome......?

 

My rule has always been: Never fuck a couch without a pre-nup. Without it, you run the risk of getting married, getting divorced, and suddenly half your assets belong to a piece of living room furniture.

 

Ya I think we’ve all been down that cushion at least once. Lol

 

Got to credit Weird Al J. for the idea of sex with furniture.

 

Oh my this thread!!! Got me rolling on my couch!! Isn't that sexy?

 

i have fucked many a couch and couch cushion growing up, and am still tempted to this day. i first masturbated by humping cushions, couchs and pillows

 

I tried it once when I was young. Then when my mother was cleaning she flipped the cushions and got a handful of Jack sauce I never heard the end of it. She started yelling, Jack you little disgusting pervert, this is what you do when your father and I go out, you fuck the couch? What's wrong with using a pair of my panties or jerking off in a pair of my nylons like a normal teenager? The couch is ruined now and you used baby oil didn't you, don't lie? You can't get a oil stain out of suede, stop jerking off and listen to me Jack! I never did the couch thing but humped my pillow kissing some playmate centerfold the other stuff I did was just too weird and embarrassing to say

 

I never got that,.... fucking furniture...or is it fucking, furniture?