1. Hello,


    New users on the forum won't be able to send PM untill certain criteria are met (you need to have at least 6 posts in any sub forum).

    One more important message - Do not answer to people pretending to be from xnxx team or a member of the staff. If the email is not from forum@xnxx.com or the message on the forum is not from StanleyOG it's not an admin or member of the staff. Please be carefull who you give your information to.


    Best regards,

    StanleyOG.

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  2. Hello,


    You can now get verified on forum.

    The way it's gonna work is that you can send me a PM with a verification picture. The picture has to contain you and forum name on piece of paper or on your body and your username or my username instead of the website name, if you prefer that.

    I need to be able to recognize you in that picture. You need to have some pictures of your self in your gallery so I can compare that picture.

    Please note that verification is completely optional and it won't give you any extra features or access. You will have a check mark (as I have now, if you want to look) and verification will only mean that you are who you say you are.

    You may not use a fake pictures for verification. If you try to verify your account with a fake picture or someone else picture, or just spam me with fake pictures, you will get Banned!

    The pictures that you will send me for verification won't be public


    Best regards,

    StanleyOG.

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  1. dirtyjedi

    dirtyjedi King ding a ling Banned!

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    It's been so long since I had a drink that I now lost count of the days sober.
    Pretty proud
     
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  2. shootersa

    shootersa Frisky Feline

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    Good on you!
    Shooter awards dirtyjedi a big fat gold star.
    And a weekend on the pleasure planet of xtrasdl.
    Transportation, unfortunately, not included.
     
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    1. dirtyjedi
      I'm not going there again, the nude beaches are full of neptunians
       
      dirtyjedi, Oct 12, 2021
    2. tenguy
      They are better than the Vulcanites, they at least have a sense of humor.
       
      tenguy, Oct 12, 2021
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    3. dirtyjedi
      Yeh but the extra penis in the upper flermin makes eye contact tough. And that's just the women
       
      dirtyjedi, Oct 12, 2021
  3. shootersa

    shootersa Frisky Feline

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    And they swallow!
    Don't forget that!
    You haven't lived till you been swallowed by a Neptunian!
     
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    1. dirtyjedi
      I'm still waiting for visit to the venusian gardens
       
      dirtyjedi, Oct 12, 2021
  4. shootersa

    shootersa Frisky Feline

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    Didn't you hear?
    Climate change.
    Venus is being remodeled.

    How about a week at a thildosin pleasure resort.
    Word is they just got a shipment of landins. Blonde landins.
     
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  5. nikki93

    nikki93 Baller's Girl

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    Feeling good about yourself.
     
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  6. Cherrypop

    Cherrypop Wicked Kitten

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    Long hot showers on cold nights
     
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    1. freethinker
      Being there to help wash your back.....
       
      freethinker, Oct 13, 2021
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  7. H0RNy87

    H0RNy87 Porno Junky

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    Happiness is egg shaped and loves a circle with no end ....
     
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  8. blueguy72

    blueguy72 Newcumer

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    Be your self !
     
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  9. Observant1in21

    Observant1in21 Porno Junky

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    Happiness is learning needed coping skills.

    Good job, @dirtyjedi !!!
    9 years in March for me.
     
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    1. dirtyjedi
      Thank you
       
      dirtyjedi, Oct 13, 2021
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  10. Jack Mine

    Jack Mine The Pope of Assholiness

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    I would have been happy seeing @dirtyjedi congratulate @Observant1in21 for being sober for 9 years . It would have been nice if you at least threw the guy a fuckin like. How hard is it to click a fucking button. The poor bastard gets a thank you from you, and you give nothing.

    You lost count of how many days you’ve been sober, days you’re talking about. This guys been sober for 9 fuckin years, we’re talking years . You should be ashamed of yourself. I hope my senseless, obnoxious rant, makes you fall off the wagon. I’ll get you drinking again, you bastard you ;)
     
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    1. dirtyjedi
      OK Jack calm down
      I often forget to like shit after typing because I hit the back button and leave the thread
      Don't think anyone wants me drinking again
      Unless it's too quiet round here
      Look I'm gonna like his shit now... Jeez
       
      dirtyjedi, Oct 14, 2021
  11. Bi_Kinky_Bryan

    Bi_Kinky_Bryan Porn Star

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    Seeing yet a new number on the scale!!! Slow and heathy is the pace!! Thank you everyone for letting me post and liking my loss!
     
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  12. Cherrypop

    Cherrypop Wicked Kitten

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    Happiness is a photo that turned out just the way I wanted it to ☺️
     
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    1. freethinker
      Another heinie shot?:woot:
       
      freethinker, Oct 15, 2021
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    2. Bi_Kinky_Bryan
      Is this photo to be shared??
       
      Bi_Kinky_Bryan, Oct 15, 2021
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    3. Cherrypop
      Yup it’ll be shared eventually!
       
      Cherrypop, Oct 16, 2021
  13. Bi_Kinky_Bryan

    Bi_Kinky_Bryan Porn Star

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    Friday fun event at work! Extra pints for wrapping up a good week and mild successes!!!

    Happiness tomorrow will be spent with Mother Nature providing for needs and communing with friends!

    Here’s to happiness!!
     
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  14. dirtyjedi

    dirtyjedi King ding a ling Banned!

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    How do you let someone know your hotcakes are selling well
     
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  15. DiabloGolfer

    DiabloGolfer Porn Star

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    Thinking of someone.
     
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  16. dirtyjedi

    dirtyjedi King ding a ling Banned!

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    If your stomach isn't wet and white stuff isn't flying around.....
    Did you even wash up?
     
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  17. Cherrypop

    Cherrypop Wicked Kitten

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    Buying a size smaller jeans
     
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    1. freethinker
      Nooooooooooo! That means your bodacious bedonkadonk is shrinking!
       
      freethinker, Oct 16, 2021
    2. Cherrypop
      Nope. Still a lot of padding back there lol
       
      Cherrypop, Oct 16, 2021
    3. freethinker
      Yayyyyyy! I'm a fan of a cushy tushy....
       
      freethinker, Oct 16, 2021
  18. harsh34

    harsh34 Porn Legend

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    Sniffing woman body aeroma ..... specially sexual parts
     
  19. darkride

    darkride Porn Star

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    a cold gun.
     
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    1. darkride
      Or is it warm?
       
      darkride, Oct 17, 2021
  20. Wazzaox

    Wazzaox horny

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    Talking to a beautiful woman
     
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